A Project Manager's Wish

A project manager and two programmers are working on an urgent project. One day they decide to walk to the nearby beach during their lunch hour.

Halfway up the beach, they stumble upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says “normally I would grant you 3 wishes, but since there are 3 of you, I will grant you each one wish.”

One of the programmers goes first: “I’d like to spend the rest of my life living in Hawaii, in a huge house, with no money worries and surrounded by beautiful women who worship me.” The genie grants his wish and sends him off to Hawaii.

The other programmer goes next: “I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean, with no money worries and surrounded by beautiful women who worship me.” The genie grants his wish and sends him to the Mediterranean.

Then it’s the project manager’s turn. “And what would your wish be?” asks the genie.

“I want them both back after lunch” replies the project manager.

Thanks to anxietyculture.com for the joke!