Just saw a list of Project Management Haikus from Everett Rodriguez on AllPM.
Hmmm. Maybe I'll give it a go. How 'bout:
My estimate's done
It's too bad it cannot meet
The sponsor's end date
Hey, that's not too bad. Maybe I'll try another.
My EPM tool
Can't calculate NPV
So I'll use Excel
I'm having too much fun here. OK, two more...
No one can tell me
Why I'm losing sleep at night
Over my S-Curve
They need more features
Why didn't they tell me this
During Scope Planning?
Better quit while I'm ahead (behind?). For Mr. Rodriguez's Haikus, see below.
Project Management Poetry: Haikus by Everett Rodriguez: AllPM Project Management