Project Management Haikus

Just saw a list of Project Management Haikus from Everett Rodriguez on AllPM.

Hmmm. Maybe I'll give it a go. How 'bout:

My estimate's done
It's too bad it cannot meet
The sponsor's end date

Hey, that's not too bad. Maybe I'll try another.

My EPM tool
Can't calculate NPV
So I'll use Excel

I'm having too much fun here. OK, two more...

No one can tell me
Why I'm losing sleep at night
Over my S-Curve

and, finally....

They need more features
Why didn't they tell me this
During Scope Planning?

Better quit while I'm ahead (behind?). For Mr. Rodriguez's Haikus, see below.

Project Management Poetry: Haikus by Everett Rodriguez: AllPM Project Management