Create Your Own Mission Statement

I forget if I posted this one before, but even so, it's such a classic that it's worth posting again.

If you've seen the typical mind-numbing mission statements that for some reason executives think are inspiring, have some fun with this Mission Statement Generator from the Dilbert web site. The scary part is, whatever you generate with it, some executive is bound to actually like it.

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